And on the Second Day....

Ahh... The morning....
I love the morning! :D
Most of the time!
Anyway... I was wondering....  Has it been on the news outside of Oklahoma about the recent Earthquakes we've been having?  Cause we've been having them.  It's weird and all. My personal opinion is that the Russians are causing them by either Nuclear Tests or by shooting Electricity into the Earth.
Anyway, I started this post way back when and forgot about it so now it's thanksgiving! Happy turkey day, world! Just remember, it's not about having a turkey. If fact, you could celebrate this holiday just as well with a turkey microwave dinner. This holiday is about being thankful, and, well, a turkey may make things better, but the true spirit is what matters.
Now then,
I watched an Adventure Time episode with Lady Ranicorn in it, and her parents, and I was wondering, do all UNICORNS speak Korean? Or just cartoon ones?
The other day I got really excited because I got to play with my schools LIBRARIES new touch screen computers!
The other day my mom was cleaning the gutters and she feel off the ladder and then the ladder feel on her. Curse Gravity, you stinkin good for nothing LAW OF THE UNIVERSE!

That's all! Bye!
The Platyperson

P.S. Has anyone seen the Tasmanian Devil I Order? I was going to teach it to love and be kind, not evil. Also, if you found my Narwal, don't believe a word it says! It's a Narcissistic Narwal.

In the Beginning...

Well, Well, Well... I never thought this would happen....
...
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But, It did.  I'm blogging.

This is the beginning, so there's not much to do or say. But eventually, I will be putting up what I think matters in the World.
So.
UNICORNS!
I was watching The Librarian: Quest for the Spear, and I saw a Unicorn in the
LIBRARY!
Which I find to be remarkably similar to Warehouse 13, where there are many artifacts which can in fact alter some of the Fundamental
LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE!
Anyway, that's all I wanted to say.
Bye!
Mr. Platyperson
Keeper of the most Obscure Laws of the Universe, a Library Card, and the Last Remaining Unicorn on all of THE EARTH!